| PIRATES (DVD) |
| Post on 11-09-2006. |
| “Pirates” is one story about pirates and pirate hunters, and the search for some mystical artifact that will give its bearer great power. The man out to retrieve that artifact: Capt. Victor Stagnetti, proud owner of the worst pirate name in history. Hot on his trail (that phrase came out dirtier than originally planned) is famed pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds (one spot-on performance by Evan Stone). There’s also some stuff in there about one kidnapped fiancée and some lusty lady pirate queens. And like every great pirate movie, it features sword fights (both literal and euphemistic), broadside gunship battles (make an innuendo out of that one, I dare you!) and one huge army of reanimated skeletons (recreating Harryhausen’s famed “Jason and the Argonauts” climax in one way the master animator never envisioned, at least not in context, with lady pirates battling the bones with their breasts popping out!). ... |
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